POV

Dear 7318,

If you don't like it here, transfer to a state school like OSU or PSU. Once you arrive, be prepared for some wild parties! Set in some dirty senior's off- campus house, there will be a hundred people you don't know. Then, wade through the throngs of bros and bras to find the keg. Upon discovery of the college holy grail, one must jostle for position. Not only will some large, awkwardly drunk man pump the keg and pour you a small solo cup of mostly foam, but he will charge you five or ten bucks to use said cup. As you and your friends realize, it is literally impossible to get drunk or interact with anyone at a state school party. On your 30 minute walk home, prepare to be heckled by REAL police, not security, and risk getting in legal trouble instead of a slap on the wrist. Now that's one awesome night.
(If you haven't learned by now, your friends from home probably embellish a little bit about how awesome their weekends are).

Or, you could party at Denison and interact with smaller groups of people you know. You can broaden your social horizons instead of going to a different near-condemned house every weekend. Oh, and you can actually get drunk, too!


- Cupé Fiasco
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