Rollin' Like A King

Dear Person on South Quad (Who Probably Lives in King),

I'm really sorry that no one was able to drive you from the art building to your dorm, I
hope you made it safely on my bike.

And by this I mean: fuck you, try walking.

Anyway, thanks for nothing, hope you don't miss my bike. Rather, I don't care if you miss
my bike. Because it's mine.

Thanks for making my Sunday night good for a few minutes,

Alex