Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

Dear Blacked Out in Lower Elm,

The "Dear Bullsheet" letter on Tuesday, like all of the "Dear Bullsheet" letters, was
fake. As in, made up by the editor as a joke. The person whose vaginal odor you were
whiffing does not actually exist.

Glad you got all that off your chest, though.

-Kaitlyn Grissom, Sophomore Editor