Rob and Taylor’s guide to spending your fall break efficiently.
Friday, 10/16/09:
Throw a mis-matched theme party. (ex. Clowns and Vietnam party, Hannah Montana and Hooverville party or lasers and poetry party). Also, the only two alternating songs must be Kurtis Blow’s “The Breaks” and Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA”.
Create a POG™ drinking game… too late, we already did. Suck it nerds!
Saturday, 10/17/09:
Camp out under the stars on East Quad.
High-speed chase with either GPD or Denison Security.
Sunday, 10/18/09:
Attend Mass, regardless of religion. Then, complain to the pastor afterwards about his terrible sermon regardless of religion or quality of sermon.
Get so wasted you then think you have class on Monday and begin studying for a class that doesn’t even exist.
Monday, 10/19/09:
Wake up to an 8:30 alarm clock wondering why you set it the night before.
Celebrate National Kel day- mix vodka into a 2-liter bottle of orange soda and walk around with it like Kel used to do.
Place high-stakes bets on old Nickelodeon shows like Legends of the Hidden Temple or Slime Time Live.
Tuesday, 10/20/09:
Go to Granville Elementary School and dominate the fourth graders at tetherball.
Most importantly, study hard and get good grades.
Not.
Love,
Rob and Taylor
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