Monday, November 30, 2009

Busy Bee Busts Balls

Dear Denison,

If I wanted to impress my friends, I would tell them about the time I went skydiving, or
that I have a pet chimpanzee.

I would not tell them about how many papers I have to write, how many all-nighters I've
pulled this week, or how many tests I have on the same day, because none of these things
are impressive.

It is nearly the end of the semester, and everyone is really, really busy. The least we
can all do is spare one another the lame horror-story about our miserable lives.

Carlin

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