Anger Is Good...?

Listen, something needs to be said.

First of all, to the listless members of Lower Elm, the fact that girls are dressing as “whores” for Halloween is something we all need to embrace. Maybe this freshman class wants to experience real college. Have you ever been to a Halloween at a big school? After Saturday, we feel like there is hope for the future of Denison. Quit sulking over your dried up 40 year old cunt that, lets be honest, nobody wants to see or smell. We apologize that you will never be wanted by men, and your personality is as dry and unattractive as your vagina (drink to witty comment). We are pumped that girls are partying. Your vocabulary is as impressive as your dating record. I’d want to kill myself too if my life consisted of was writing into the Bullsheet about Halloween costumes. Its fucking Halloween, assholes, take off your turtlenecks and mind your own fuckhole.

And to security. Sorry for partying? Getting off to midnight party break-ups is something we are all “irate” about. Just fuck off. Seriously. Come at 1am like you’re supposed to, even though 1am is a ridiculous rule. We are absolutely crippled by that. What? Nobody wants to drink after 1am, my grandparents drink until 1am (drink to witty comment). We are not trying to prove anything, just that Denison is a fucking boarding school. You don’t have a quota assholes, you don’t get a paycheck for writing people up and breaking up parties, and you definitely don’t get respect for calling GPD to handle a party in one dorm. Thanks for making this shit social school even shittier, fuckers.

Truth,
- Blacked Out in Lower Elm AKA 7408.