HEADLINES from the FUTURE!
Solar-Electric Cars Gain Consciousness, Destroy Chicago
Using less energy than a common household toaster
Drunkenness, Lust, and Depravity bring Apocalypse to Granville
“This Whit’s frozen custard is simply divine,” say Four Horsemen
Miller vs. Nogay Battle of Eloquence Ends in Death
Leaves American Wetlands in Ruins
150-Year Search for Quick, Easy Quiche Recipe Concludes
In retrospect, seems kind of silly after all
Bullsheet Editors Pop from behind Bush, Kick Rob and Taylor in Shins
Does not ameliorate editors’ feelings of inadequacy
-FutureKaitlyn FutureGrissom, unemployed cab driver
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