Dear Feminist Bullsheet Editor by Christoffer Stromstedt

Dear feminist Bullsheet editor,
it is unfortunate for your cause that your articles are boring and, in effect, simply
reiterate Mr. Hitchens's points about the lack of humor in women.

Dear JT,
as the design editor I expect you to design the Bullsheet, not massacre it with a
behemoth article of unsubstantiated complaints about not being allowed to break the law.

And finally,
Dear Linus Williams,
your idea about letting students anonymously submit complaints about professors online
during the course of the semester is horrible as it will inevitably lead the ignoramus,
i.e. most students, to assume that their input would be at all helpful.

Nostalgic for a time when the Bullsheet was well-edited and interesting,
Christoffer Strömstedt.