Dear Christoffer Strömstedt,
I found your recent letters of complaint to the Bullsheet especially inspiring. Way to
promote your own cause: The Furthering of Douche-baggery in the Media. As a fellow
supporter of such douche-baggery, I truly do appreciate your innovative opinions.
Seriously, dissing a feminist is so avant-garde. It's something that has totally never
been done before. I also appreciate your lack of evidence for your claims. It's so boring
to actually have proof in an argument.
And dissing the design editor was pure brilliance. Who actually care about breaking the
law? No one right. Speeding tickets were something thought up by humorless women. Also,
it's inexcusable for there to be a "behemoth" article when no one submits things to the
Bullsheet. Editors are expected to magically just have something on hand, right?
And dissing Linus' progressive ideas was so inspirational that it brought a tear to my
eye. Constructive criticism? Bah, who needs it. Seriously.
Finally, your uncommon way of not capitalizing the first letter of a new sentence was
beautiful and hipster...as is the way you spell your name with the two f's and put those
adorable little dots over the o.
In short, way to promote the cause of douche-baggery.
Looking forward to a time when the Bullsheet will be a storm of Christoffer
Strömstedt-like douche-baggery.
Erin Mulhern
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