Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Dear Bullsheet, by Alex Chan

Dear Bullsheet,
I’m not sure who I can turn to. I think one of my friends has violated the Denison Academic Integrity Code. What should I do? He’s my best friend, and I can’t imagine turning him in. The little cards in the dining halls make this out to be a very serious issue. I just don’t know what to do, Bull! Either I lose a friend, or I doom him to get an F in a course! I’m losing sleep over this, as well as hair and teeth. Please help me!

Sincerely,
Sleepless in Granville

Moo Moo,

Moo.

Moo,
Moo.

--Alex Chan, Junior Editor

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