Sunglass Kidz by Rob and Taylor

While all you bitches were chillin’ out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool during break, Rob and Taylor were attempting to puke in Denny’s cute rain boots), we stumbled upon this security report, detailing one of the newest and most sexual gangs on campus.
ALERT: WARNING!!! A new gang has been reported on campus, a group calling themselves the Sunglass Kidz. They are easily spots in order to intimidate potential students and to recruit them at the same time (if they’re not “pussies”). They are known for crimes such as under-age drinking, smoking cigarettes in bars, and for forging those little ␣ they forge those. That’s ingenious.


what we are most concerned about is the crimes that they force their new recruits to commit (as their gang mot to states “you have to sin to get in”), such as marking new territory, pushing heroin and other recreational drugs on the streets of Granville, and doing drive-bys of rival gangs, such as the equally dangerous Granville Blue Aces. The gang is led by two street toughs, Richard “Dick” Ryder and Thomas “Thom” Thompson. “Dick” is known his short temper, which explodes all over any innocent bystander. “Thom” is known for his shoes. If any of you see this gang, shoot to kill. Aim for the head, so they get shot there.
Well, fuck. It’s up to us to defend these young gentlemen against the equally dangerous security guard
gang.

Love, Rob and Taylor
P.S. Hey Denny, I hope this makes it onto Bob’s locker! And fuck yo boots!