-That can't possibly be the old office for Ohio Campus Compact. I'm pretty sure that's where sexy teenagers get murdered in a slasher flick. Or a crack den. Or both.
-The original play by Joseph Addison is called Cato. Mark Bryan's play is called Cato, at the Bakehouse near Headquarters. Also, February 27th starts today, not next week. Also also, your articles on the plays are usually pretty awful. Kudos on getting this one out before the show closes though.
-Unless it's some weird gaming spelling I'm not familiar with, I'm fairly certain "table" is spelled "table," and not "tble."
-David After Dentist: Old video is old.
-Oh, the Forbidden Fruit. Where to begin? Thanks for assuming anyone who isn't ready to have sex feels "empty and regretful." And "sexual wisdom?" Lulz. Perhaps it would ease my mind to have some proof as to whether or not these two are really "sexperts." (HAHA! Double lulz!) If you guys could print a list of every position you've tried and a tally of the people you've banged, it would be fantastic. Also, provide pictures. My internet porn subscription runs out tomorrow. Echoing submitter Rorie Dean, I also think it's fucking silly to have "Adam" and "Eve" on there instead of real names. Even the Bullsheet makes people attach at least their Slayter box numbers. And most of those people just wanted to talk about their lost cell phones, and not premature ejaculation.
-I do have to say, your expose on the Snuggie was the most exciting thing I've read since "How to Slice Bread" was translated into Interesting. The paragraph formatting was like some sort of free-verse poem!
--Nick Bailey, Senior Editor
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