by Nicholas Bailey, Senior Editor and Craziness Expert
Wait. You mean to tell me that not only did Sarah Palin not get elected VP, but Bristol Palin’s engagement to her one and only love is over? What a topsy-turvy year it’s been for the Palins. I did not see either of these things coming. *Blink. Blink blink.* Apparently the split was mutual, which I can only assume is code for “That boy wanted OUT and was only staying with her because her mom was running for Vice President.” And to think that now poor Tripp’s home life will be even more fucked up.
Living, breathing, roundhouse-kicking trump card, Chuck Norris, has announced his plan to run for the president of
Student-Teacher Sexuality!
Two middle/junior high/what have you school teachers in
Radiohead is Touring this Summer and Working on a New Album!
This isn’t funny, just really fucking awesome. Radiohead, if you’re reading this, go to
Three Deer Spotted Eating Grass on the Hill During Daylight on Wednesday!
What?! Crazy, right?!
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