Thursday, March 12, 2009

Dear James or whoever happens to belong to Slayter Box 9267,

I’m sorry that my attempt at humor did not amuse you. I hope that you will be happy to know that I am tendering my resignation from the staff of The Bullsheet, effective May 2011. If that doesn’t console you I apologize, but you are going to have to put up with two more months of my weekly drivel until you graduate.

Sincerely,

9191 (Ben Leatherman)

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