Hey!!!!
You, that was desperate for a date! We, Rob and Taylor, have decided to accept your invitation formally. We feel we fit the qualities you are looking for, as we are both athletic and not freshmen (although we have numerous undiagnosed STDS). And since we are offering ourselves as a package, we have two hearts to love you with and two cocks to sex with you. We’ve been told that we’re surprisingly popular, although we have yet to be surprised by our “popularity.” We wear different clothing every day, unlike cartoon characters. You asked us what are favorite position was: Wide receiver (if you know what we mean). What’s our signature move: The Tiger Woods fist pump, post-adultery, in honor of all his nice ladies. Now it’s our turn: How big are your melons? What are you wearing? What’s your AIM? We’ll chat l8r…
Love,
Rob and Taylor
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