Lindsay Gund Memorial Posts

W.W.G.D.—What Would Gund Do?

Dilemma: It’s 3 am. You have a 5 page paper due at 10:30 am that you haven’t started.
Gund Solution: “I’m just going to go to bed and wake up early.”

Dilemma: Your roommate is supposed to be dressed in business casual in approximately 8 minutes. She has “nothing to wear.”
Gund Solution: You ARE Stacey from “What Not To Wear.” Ransack your closet and pull anything remotely acceptable. Your roommate has been transformed into the “prettiest girl on campus.”

Dilemma: It’s 2 am and you hear a commotion outside of Hayes. Some blackout meatheads have started a fight.
Gund Solution: Sprint down stairs, use your super-strong arms to pull them apart. They walk back to their respective apartments ashamed, friends?



Lindsay’s Infinite Playlist
1. Ray Jay, “Sexy Can I”
2. Young Money ft. Lloyd, “Bedrock”
3. TECH N9NE, “Caribou Lou”
4. MGMT, “Electric Feel”
5. Mike Posner, “You don’t have to leave”
6. Jesse McCartney, “Leavin’”
7. New Kids On The Block, “Dirty Dancing” and “Full Service”
8. Enrique Inglesias, “Ring My Bell”
9. Erik Hassle, “Hurtful”
10. The Script, “Break Even”
11. Stereos, “Summer Girl”
12. Ferras, “Hollywood’s Not America”


The Bull’s last words: Beloved teammate, Honorary Theta, and true friend. We will love and miss you forever, Gund.

We would like to thank everyone for their continuous support and love throughout this difficult time. We wouldn’t be able to do it without you. Also, a big thanks to Lindsay Gund for giving us so much material to work with. The search is on for the second “prettiest girl on campus.”


All Lindsay Posts Thanks to Her Roommates and Friends.
Leslie “Who’s going to curl my hair for formal?” Brenner
Sarah “Who’s left-over Chinese food am I going to eat now?” Anderson
Travis “Who’s gonna call me skinny?” Sterner
Alyson “I converted to Catholicism for you” Levitz-Jones