D is for DUMBO! - Posted by JT

VOTE NOW FOR DENISON MASCOT ON my.denison.edu

Choices?

The Big Red Dinosaurs
The Big Red Dragons
Or
The Big Red Buzzards

Really though what kind of choices are these? Either we vote for the one we always vote
for every year (the buzzards) and still get ignored next year when DCGA decides to run
its mascot campaign again or we vote for the Dragons, the Dinosaurs or something else
that starts with the letter D and can substitute for the Big Red Denison: how about the
Big Red DCGA? That would be perfect...oh wait, way too obvious. With the two
alternatives that face us we may as well call ourselves the Big Red Daycare Center. It
also starts with the holy letter "D" and combines the two choices into one super word:
Daycare. Cause that's where we're going. It's really quite appropriate, I'm sure
security would love it, as well as the sports teams trying to compete. We could even
branch? out and call ourselves the Big Red Dildos, or simply the Big Red Ds.

Since voting for the buzzards will get your vote deleted, as it is the only true
representation of Denison's diversity living on campus as they do (who else has a buzzard
for a mascot) compared to the legions of dragon mascots (who names themselves the
dinosaurs? Oh wait...Barney did) I suggest a write-in mascot that will accommodate
everyone, including DCGA's Big Red Daycare.

So instead when you go online vote for:

The Big Red Playground.

Adam Shaw
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